In His Eighties!

Ja hear about Slade? Hes
In his eighties.
No way! Wait, hes
In his eighties?
Damn straight hes
In his eighties!
Born in 38, hes
In his eighties.
Do we congratulate hes
In his eighties,
Or commiserate hes
In his eighties?
Maybe hell hate hes
In his eighties.
Well visit! No wait, hes
In his eighties.
Yeah, its too late. Hes
In his eighties.
Open the Pearly Gate... hes
In his eighties.
It makes me irate he
Lived to be eighty!
To hell with him then.
Hell soon be in Hades.
Hes in his eighties.