Mar-Lee-Belle

"Am I going to take some Mar-lee-belle??" says I.

"That's not what I said," says Wifey.

"That's what it sounded like," says I.

"Will you please get your ears cleaned out," says she.

"What did you say then?" says I.

"ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE SOME MORE ADVIL?" says she.

"What for?" says I.

"For the pain in your back," says she.

"You're a bit of a pain in the back yourself," says I.

"AW-FUL COUGH!" says she leaving the room abruptly.

"Take an Advil," says I helpfully.