Evangelical

  "Call Roto-Rooter
  That's the name..."

A known dilemma
All too common:
Whether to serve
God or Mammon.

Mammon's mark
Is no surprise
In commerce and
Free enterprise,

Advertising
So persuasive,
Its propaganda
So pervasive.

It worms its way
Into your soul.
It's brainwashing.
It's thought control.

But evangelicals
Don't fear it,
Guardians of
Truth and spirit,

"Be born again!"
Is their refrain,
"And away go troubles
Down the drain."