Norman Rockwell raised his bitter cup,
toasted witnesses, and died willingly today. He
hemlock over strangulation for having misled a generation.
Following the notorious Charlie Brown trials,
the Federal Bureau of Book Burning brought
Schulz from his cell this morning. Jailed for his treasonous depiction
unbecoming a Superpower...doubt, indecision, and shyness, he watched
burning of Charlie and Linus.
Science triumphed today in the resurrection
of Emma Lazarus. Her advocacy of the
classes and huddled masses is deemed sedition, for which the judgment
Her clone was flown to Gitmo for re-cyborging, electro-correction, and
Demolition of the Lincoln Memorial was
begun yesterday. The politically incorrect
will be replaced by the new Brotherhood Monument, ending decades of
between North and South. Giant figures of Abe shaking hands with
Jeff Davis will tower over the reflecting pool, guarded days and
floodlit nights, Abe
saving the Union and Jeff for his civil rights.
Jeb Bush announced for President today.
He will run on the proven platform of his family dynasty:
freedom from addiction to foreign oil. His running mate, he was pleased
say, the fully acquitted Kenneth Lay.
Our sacred First Amendment has been reaffirmed.
The Supreme Court ruled
fully protected speech, cleared for broadcast on all media: music,
television - dishes and cables. And apple pie will carry warning labels.
We once thought we all were protected...by
the press...from the thugs we elected,
the power elite couldn't cheat us too much, when exposed by Woodward
Bernstein and such. A newsman once was a hero, ala Cronkite and Mencken
Murrow. But now Rupert Murdoch and big corporations own all the papers
radio stations, and the likes of Fox News turns its talents to protecting
And they discovered this about headlines.
You can air any problem, scandal, or
and be amazed what the public will swallow up, as long as there isn't
follow-up. "Nothing in depth" is the rule, because, of course,
most problems are
too nuanced, complex, and involved. Just mention it briefly in passing
will think it's been solved.
So don't worry about health care, education,
global warming, war, torture, corruption,
leaking, and lying, or wiretapping or domestic spying, because the real
is who Ben and Jenn are kissing...or, better yet, a rich, white girl gone