They put me on and put me on
Until I felt quite put upon.
Put down, put up with, and put out,
My mental health was put in doubt.
The pressure that they put me under
Put my marriage vows asunder.
Like being put upon the rack
To be so put off and put back.
To put it right and put it straight
I’ll put one over on cruel fate
And put an end to it! Or would it
Be a coward’s way to put it?