Now I’m going to read, says Wifey.
You’re gonna wee? Well, go ahead.
READ. READ. READ!
OK, OK! But, sometimes the chain comes off the handle-thingy in this bathroom. Maybe you should go upstairs.
If we have guests, that’ll be a little awkward.
Kill a Mockingbird? We read that in junior high. Why are you reading that?
YOU’RE BEING A KNUCKLE-HEAD AGAIN!
Huckleberry Finn? That’s better. You’ll enjoy that, but go upstairs.